{"product_id":"cynical-affirmations-cards","title":"Cynical Affirmations Cards","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cbutton type=\"button\" class=\"group flex w-full items-center justify-between py-3.5 text-left\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"type-fs-paragraph-medium\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"f_t_base f_t_color f_t_paragraphSansMedium\"\u003eProduct description\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"group-hover:bg-fs-surface-secondary mr-3 inline-flex shrink-0 rounded p-2 transition-colors duration-200\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"inline-flex origin-center transition-transform duration-200 -scale-y-100\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"_r_bg_\" class=\"AccordionText-sc-870321c6-0 crNAht relative\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"space-y-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"f_t_base f_t_color whitespace-pre-wrap f_t_paragraphSansRegular\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCynical Affirmations includes 52 mantras for the modern hellscape. Each affirmation card in this deck features a darkly funny affirmation that helps you laugh at our modern dystopia. If you're more of a storm cloud than a ray of sunshine, this is the affirmation deck for you! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"f_t_base f_t_color whitespace-pre-wrap f_t_paragraphSansRegular\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrom the Creators: \"𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: We've never found traditional affirmation decks relatable. The world is full of horrors, and telling us to focus on \"good vibes only\" often feels light gaslighting. Why can't we have a deck that meets us where we are? In the hellscape.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"f_t_base f_t_color whitespace-pre-wrap f_t_paragraphSansRegular\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e We wanted to create an affirmation deck for people like us. We created this set of darkly funny cards because they contain the kind of quotes that help us laugh at the modern dystopia. If affirmation decks that tell you to just be grateful make you roll your eyes too, then these cards are for you!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"f_t_base f_t_color whitespace-pre-wrap f_t_paragraphSansRegular\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭 𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬: • 52 cards • Stylish box (shrink wrapped) • Display stand included • Box measures 4.5\"x7\"x1\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51679124259122,"sku":null,"price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0890\/8773\/8162\/files\/c4633555adaeaa83a059e760d8976b63cc5c6e3d36344a1e59a77c82b744faf0-Copy-Copy.webp?v=1788092647","url":"https:\/\/witchywomanomaha.com\/products\/cynical-affirmations-cards","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}